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<ol>
    <li>Training</li>
      <ol>
        <li>mental prep</li>
         <ol>
             <li>watch golf on Tv religiously</li
             <li>get that computer game with tiger</li>
             <li>rent 'personal victory' subliminal tape</li>
         </ol>
        <li>equipment</li>
         <ol>
             <li>make sure your putter has a pro autograph on it</li>
             <li>pick up a bargain bag of tees -n- ball at costco</li>
         </ol>
        <li>diet</li>
         <ol>
            <li>avoid junk food</li>
             <ol>
                 <li> no hotdogs</li>
             </ol>
            <li>drink wine and mixed drinks only , no beer</li>
            </ol>

      </ol>

    <li>pre game</li>
     <ol>
         <li>dress</li>
          <ol>
              <li>put on shorts, even if its freezing</li>
              <li>buy a new hat if you lost last time</li>
          </ol>
         <li>location and scheduling</li>
          <ol>
              <li>select a course where your spouse or boss wont find you</li>
              <li>To save on fees, play where your body works</li>
          </ol>
         <li>opponent</li>
          <ol>
              <li>look for overconfidence, inexperience</li>
              <li>Buy opponent as many pre-game drinks as possible</li>
          </ol>
     </ol>

    <li>on the course</li>
     <ol>
         <li>Tee off first, then develops severe hayfever</li>
         <li>Drive cart over opponent's ball to degrade aerodynamics</li>
         <li>say 'fore' just before ball makes perfect contact with opponent</li>
         <li>always replace divot with putting </li>
         <li>water cooler holes are a good time to correct errors in ball place ment</li>
     </ol>