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THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES
Arthur Conan Doyle
Table of contents
A Scandal in Bohemia
The RedHeaded League
A Case of Identity
The Boscombe Valley Mystery
The Five Orange Pips
The Man with the Twisted Lip
The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle
The Adventure of the Speckled Band
The Adventure of the Engineers Thumb
The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor
The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet
The Adventure of the Copper Beeches
A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA
Table of contents
Chapter
Chapter
Chapter
CHAPTER I
To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman I have seldom heard him
mention her under any other name In his eyes she eclipses and
predominates the whole of her sex It was not that he felt any
emotion akin to love for Irene Adler All emotions and that one
particularly were abhorrent to his cold precise but admirably
balanced mind He was I take it the most perfect reasoning and
observing machine that the world has seen but as a lover he would
have placed himself in a false position He never spoke of the softer
passions save with a gibe and a sneer They were admirable things
for the observerexcellent for drawing the veil from mens motives
and actions But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions
into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to
introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his
mental results Grit in a sensitive instrument or a crack in one of
his own highpower lenses would not be more disturbing than a strong
emotion in a nature such as his And yet there was but one woman to
him and that woman was the late Irene Adler of dubious and
questionable memory
I had seen little of Holmes lately My marriage had drifted us away
from each other My own complete happiness and the homecentred
interests which rise up around the man who first finds himself master
of his own establishment were sufficient to absorb all my attention
while Holmes who loathed every form of society with his whole
Bohemian soul remained in our lodgings in Baker Street buried among
his old books and alternating from week to week between cocaine and
ambition the drowsiness of the drug and the fierce energy of his
own keen nature He was still as ever deeply attracted by the study
of crime and occupied his immense faculties and extraordinary powers
of observation in following out those clues and clearing up those
mysteries which had been abandoned as hopeless by the official
police From time to time I heard some vague account of his doings
of his summons to Odessa in the case of the Trepoff murder of his
clearing up of the singular tragedy of the Atkinson brothers at
Trincomalee and finally of the mission which he had accomplished so
delicately and successfully for the reigning family of Holland
Beyond these signs of his activity however which I merely shared
with all the readers of the daily press I knew little of my former
friend and companion
One nightit was on the twentieth of March I was returning
from a journey to a patient for I had now returned to civil
practice when my way led me through Baker Street As I passed the
wellremembered door which must always be associated in my mind with
my wooing and with the dark incidents of the Study in Scarlet I was
seized with a keen desire to see Holmes again and to know how he was
employing his extraordinary powers His rooms were brilliantly lit
and even as I looked up I saw his tall spare figure pass twice in
a dark silhouette against the blind He was pacing the room swiftly
eagerly with his head sunk upon his chest and his hands clasped
behind him To me who knew his every mood and habit his attitude
and manner told their own story He was at work again He had risen
out of his drugcreated dreams and was hot upon the scent of some new
problem I rang the bell and was shown up to the chamber which had
formerly been in part my own
His manner was not effusive It seldom was but he was glad I think
to see me With hardly a word spoken but with a kindly eye he waved
me to an armchair threw across his case of cigars and indicated a
spirit case and a gasogene in the corner Then he stood before the
fire and looked me over in his singular introspective fashion
Wedlock suits you he remarked I think Watson that you have put
on seven and a half pounds since I saw you
Seven I answered
Indeed I should have thought a little more Just a trifle more I
fancy Watson And in practice again I observe You did not tell me
that you intended to go into harness
Then how do you know
I see it I deduce it How do I know that you have been getting
yourself very wet lately and that you have a most clumsy and
careless servant girl
My dear Holmes said I this is too much You would certainly have
been burned had you lived a few centuries ago It is true that I had
a country walk on Thursday and came home in a dreadful mess but as I
have changed my clothes I cant imagine how you deduce it As to Mary
Jane she is incorrigible and my wife has given her notice but
there again I fail to see how you work it out
He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long nervous hands together
It is simplicity itself said he my eyes tell me that on the
inside of your left shoe just where the firelight strikes it the
leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts Obviously they have
been caused by someone who has very carelessly scraped round the
edges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud from it Hence you
see my double deduction that you had been out in vile weather and
that you had a particularly malignant bootslitting specimen of the
London slavey As to your practice if a gentleman walks into my
rooms smelling of iodoform with a black mark of nitrate of silver
upon his right forefinger and a bulge on the right side of his
tophat to show where he has secreted his stethoscope I must be
dull indeed if I do not pronounce him to be an active member of the
medical profession
I could not help laughing at the ease with which he explained his
process of deduction When I hear you give your reasons I
remarked the thing always appears to me to be so ridiculously
simple that I could easily do it myself though at each successive
instance of your reasoning I am baffled until you explain your
process And yet I believe that my eyes are as good as yours
Quite so he answered lighting a cigarette and throwing himself
down into an armchair You see but you do not observe The
distinction is clear For example you have frequently seen the steps
which lead up from the hall to this room
Frequently
How often
Well some hundreds of times
Then how many are there
How many I dont know
Quite so You have not observed And yet you have seen That is just
my point Now I know that there are seventeen steps because I have
both seen and observed Bytheway since you are interested in these
little problems and since you are good enough to chronicle one or
two of my trifling experiences you may be interested in this He
threw over a sheet of thick pinktinted notepaper which had been
lying open upon the table It came by the last post said he Read
it aloud
The note was undated and without either signature or address
There will call upon you tonight at a quarter to eight oclock
it said a gentleman who desires to consult you upon a matter of the
very deepest moment Your recent services to one of the royal houses
of Europe have shown that you are one who may safely be trusted with
matters which are of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated
This account of you we have from all quarters received Be in your
chamber then at that hour and do not take it amiss if your visitor
wear a mask
This is indeed a mystery I remarked What do you imagine that it
means
I have no data yet It is a capital mistake to theorize before one
has data Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories
instead of theories to suit facts But the note itself What do you
deduce from it
I carefully examined the writing and the paper upon which it was
written
The man who wrote it was presumably well to do I remarked
endeavouring to imitate my companions processes Such paper could
not be bought under half a crown a packet It is peculiarly strong
and stiff
Peculiarthat is the very word said Holmes It is not an English
paper at all Hold it up to the light
I did so and saw a large E with a small g a P and a large
G with a small t woven into the texture of the paper
What do you make of that asked Holmes
The name of the maker no doubt or his monogram rather
Not at all The G with the small t stands for Gesellschaft
which is the German for Company It is a customary contraction like
our Co P of course stands for Papier Now for the Eg Let
us glance at our Continental Gazetteer He took down a heavy brown
volume from his shelves Eglow Eglonitzhere we are Egria It is
in a Germanspeaking countryin Bohemia not far from Carlsbad
Remarkable as being the scene of the death of Wallenstein and for
its numerous glassfactories and papermills Ha ha my boy what
do you make of that His eyes sparkled and he sent up a great blue
triumphant cloud from his cigarette
The paper was made in Bohemia I said
Precisely And the man who wrote the note is a German Do you note
the peculiar construction of the sentenceThis account of you we
have from all quarters received A Frenchman or Russian could not
have written that It is the German who is so uncourteous to his
verbs It only remains therefore to discover what is wanted by this
German who writes upon Bohemian paper and prefers wearing a mask to
showing his face And here he comes if I am not mistaken to resolve
all our doubts
As he spoke there was the sharp sound of horses hoofs and grating
wheels against the curb followed by a sharp pull at the bell Holmes
whistled
A pair by the sound said he Yes he continued glancing out of
the window A nice little brougham and a pair of beauties A hundred
and fifty guineas apiece Theres money in this case Watson if
there is nothing else
I think that I had better go Holmes
Not a bit Doctor Stay where you are I am lost without my Boswell
And this promises to be interesting It would be a pity to miss it
But your client
Never mind him I may want your help and so may he Here he comes
Sit down in that armchair Doctor and give us your best attention
A slow and heavy step which had been heard upon the stairs and in
the passage paused immediately outside the door Then there was a
loud and authoritative tap
Come in said Holmes
A man entered who could hardly have been less than six feet six
inches in height with the chest and limbs of a Hercules His dress
was rich with a richness which would in England be looked upon as
akin to bad taste Heavy bands of astrakhan were slashed across the
sleeves and fronts of his doublebreasted coat while the deep blue
cloak which was thrown over his shoulders was lined with
flamecoloured silk and secured at the neck with a brooch which
consisted of a single flaming beryl Boots which extended halfway up
his calves and which were trimmed at the tops with rich brown fur
completed the impression of barbaric opulence which was suggested by
his whole appearance He carried a broadbrimmed hat in his hand
while he wore across the upper part of his face extending down past
the cheekbones a black vizard mask which he had apparently adjusted
that very moment for his hand was still raised to it as he entered
From the lower part of the face he appeared to be a man of strong
character with a thick hanging lip and a long straight chin
suggestive of resolution pushed to the length of obstinacy
You had my note he asked with a deep harsh voice and a strongly
marked German accent I told you that I would call He looked from
one to the other of us as if uncertain which to address
Pray take a seat said Holmes This is my friend and colleague
Dr Watson who is occasionally good enough to help me in my cases
Whom have I the honour to address
You may address me as the Count Von Kramm a Bohemian nobleman I
understand that this gentleman your friend is a man of honour and
discretion whom I may trust with a matter of the most extreme
importance If not I should much prefer to communicate with you
alone
I rose to go but Holmes caught me by the wrist and pushed me back
into my chair It is both or none said he You may say before
this gentleman anything which you may say to me
The Count shrugged his broad shoulders Then I must begin said he
by binding you both to absolute secrecy for two years at the end of
that time the matter will be of no importance At present it is not
too much to say that it is of such weight it may have an influence
upon European history
I promise said Holmes
And I
You will excuse this mask continued our strange visitor The
august person who employs me wishes his agent to be unknown to you
and I may confess at once that the title by which I have just called
myself is not exactly my own
I was aware of it said Holmes dryly
The circumstances are of great delicacy and every precaution has to
be taken to quench what might grow to be an immense scandal and
seriously compromise one of the reigning families of Europe To speak
plainly the matter implicates the great House of Ormstein
hereditary kings of Bohemia
I was also aware of that murmured Holmes settling himself down in
his armchair and closing his eyes
Our visitor glanced with some apparent surprise at the languid
lounging figure of the man who had been no doubt depicted to him as
the most incisive reasoner and most energetic agent in Europe Holmes
slowly reopened his eyes and looked impatiently at his gigantic
client
If your Majesty would condescend to state your case he remarked
I should be better able to advise you
The man sprang from his chair and paced up and down the room in
uncontrollable agitation Then with a gesture of desperation he
tore the mask from his face and hurled it upon the ground You are
right he cried I am the King Why should I attempt to conceal
it
Why indeed murmured Holmes Your Majesty had not spoken before I
was aware that I was addressing Wilhelm Gottsreich Sigismond von
Ormstein Grand Duke of CasselFelstein and hereditary King of
Bohemia
But you can understand said our strange visitor sitting down once
more and passing his hand over his high white forehead you can
understand that I am not accustomed to doing such business in my own
person Yet the matter was so delicate that I could not confide it to
an agent without putting myself in his power I have come incognito
from Prague for the purpose of consulting you
Then pray consult said Holmes shutting his eyes once more
The facts are briefly these Some five years ago during a lengthy
visit to Warsaw I made the acquaintance of the wellknown
adventuress Irene Adler The name is no doubt familiar to you
Kindly look her up in my index Doctor murmured Holmes without
opening his eyes For many years he had adopted a system of docketing
all paragraphs concerning men and things so that it was difficult to
name a subject or a person on which he could not at once furnish
information In this case I found her biography sandwiched in between
that of a Hebrew rabbi and that of a staffcommander who had written
a monograph upon the deepsea fishes
Let me see said Holmes Hum Born in New Jersey in the year
Contraltohum La Scala hum Prima donna Imperial Opera of
Warsawyes Retired from operatic stageha Living in Londonquite
so Your Majesty as I understand became entangled with this young
person wrote her some compromising letters and is now desirous of
getting those letters back
Precisely so But how
Was there a secret marriage
None
No legal papers or certificates
None
Then I fail to follow your Majesty If this young person should
produce her letters for blackmailing or other purposes how is she to
prove their authenticity
There is the writing
Pooh pooh Forgery
My private notepaper
Stolen
My own seal
Imitated
My photograph
Bought
We were both in the photograph
Oh dear That is very bad Your Majesty has indeed committed an
indiscretion
I was madinsane
You have compromised yourself seriously
I was only Crown Prince then I was young I am but thirty now
It must be recovered
We have tried and failed
Your Majesty must pay It must be bought
She will not sell
Stolen then
Five attempts have been made Twice burglars in my pay ransacked her
house Once we diverted her luggage when she travelled Twice she has
been waylaid There has been no result
No sign of it
Absolutely none
Holmes laughed It is quite a pretty little problem said he
But a very serious one to me returned the King reproachfully
Very indeed And what does she propose to do with the photograph
To ruin me
But how
I am about to be married
So I have heard
To Clotilde Lothman von SaxeMeningen second daughter of the King
of Scandinavia You may know the strict principles of her family She
is herself the very soul of delicacy A shadow of a doubt as to my
conduct would bring the matter to an end
And Irene Adler
Threatens to send them the photograph And she will do it I know
that she will do it You do not know her but she has a soul of
steel She has the face of the most beautiful of women and the mind
of the most resolute of men Rather than I should marry another
woman there are no lengths to which she would not gonone
You are sure that she has not sent it yet
I am sure
And why
Because she has said that she would send it on the day when the
betrothal was publicly proclaimed That will be next Monday
Oh then we have three days yet said Holmes with a yawn That is
very fortunate as I have one or two matters of importance to look
into just at present Your Majesty will of course stay in London
for the present
Certainly You will find me at the Langham under the name of the
Count Von Kramm
Then I shall drop you a line to let you know how we progress
Pray do so I shall be all anxiety
Then as to money
You have carte blanche
Absolutely
I tell you that I would give one of the provinces of my kingdom to
have that photograph
And for present expenses
The King took a heavy chamois leather bag from under his cloak and
laid it on the table
There are three hundred pounds in gold and seven hundred in notes
he said
Holmes scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of his notebook and handed
it to him
And Mademoiselles address he asked
Is Briony Lodge Serpentine Avenue St Johns Wood
Holmes took a note of it One other question said he Was the
photograph a cabinet
It was
Then goodnight your Majesty and I trust that we shall soon have
some good news for you And goodnight Watson he added as the
wheels of the royal brougham rolled down the street If you will be
good enough to call tomorrow afternoon at three oclock I should
like to chat this little matter over with you
CHAPTER II
At three oclock precisely I was at Baker Street but Holmes had not
yet returned The landlady informed me that he had left the house
shortly after eight oclock in the morning I sat down beside the
fire however with the intention of awaiting him however long he
might be I was already deeply interested in his inquiry for though
it was surrounded by none of the grim and strange features which were
associated with the two crimes which I have already recorded still
the nature of the case and the exalted station of his client gave it
a character of its own Indeed apart from the nature of the
investigation which my friend had on hand there was something in his
masterly grasp of a situation and his keen incisive reasoning
which made it a pleasure to me to study his system of work and to
follow the quick subtle methods by which he disentangled the most
inextricable mysteries So accustomed was I to his invariable success
that the very possibility of his failing had ceased to enter into my
head
It was close upon four before the door opened and a drunkenlooking
groom illkempt and sidewhiskered with an inflamed face and
disreputable clothes walked into the room Accustomed as I was to my
friends amazing powers in the use of disguises I had to look three
times before I was certain that it was indeed he With a nod he
vanished into the bedroom whence he emerged in five minutes
tweedsuited and respectable as of old Putting his hands into his
pockets he stretched out his legs in front of the fire and laughed
heartily for some minutes
Well really he cried and then he choked and laughed again until
he was obliged to lie back limp and helpless in the chair
What is it
Its quite too funny I am sure you could never guess how I employed
my morning or what I ended by doing
I cant imagine I suppose that you have been watching the habits
and perhaps the house of Miss Irene Adler
Quite so but the sequel was rather unusual I will tell you
however I left the house a little after eight oclock this morning
in the character of a groom out of work There is a wonderful
sympathy and freemasonry among horsey men Be one of them and you
will know all that there is to know I soon found Briony Lodge It is
a bijou villa with a garden at the back but built out in front
right up to the road two stories Chubb lock to the door Large
sittingroom on the right side well furnished with long windows
almost to the floor and those preposterous English window fasteners
which a child could open Behind there was nothing remarkable save
that the passage window could be reached from the top of the
coachhouse I walked round it and examined it closely from every
point of view but without noting anything else of interest
I then lounged down the street and found as I expected that there
was a mews in a lane which runs down by one wall of the garden I
lent the ostlers a hand in rubbing down their horses and received in
exchange twopence a glass of half and half two fills of shag
tobacco and as much information as I could desire about Miss Adler
to say nothing of half a dozen other people in the neighbourhood in
whom I was not in the least interested but whose biographies I was
compelled to listen to
And what of Irene Adler I asked
Oh she has turned all the mens heads down in that part She is the
daintiest thing under a bonnet on this planet So say the
Serpentinemews to a man She lives quietly sings at concerts
drives out at five every day and returns at seven sharp for dinner
Seldom goes out at other times except when she sings Has only one
male visitor but a good deal of him He is dark handsome and
dashing never calls less than once a day and often twice He is a
Mr Godfrey Norton of the Inner Temple See the advantages of a
cabman as a confidant They had driven him home a dozen times from
Serpentinemews and knew all about him When I had listened to all
they had to tell I began to walk up and down near Briony Lodge once
more and to think over my plan of campaign
This Godfrey Norton was evidently an important factor in the matter
He was a lawyer That sounded ominous What was the relation between
them and what the object of his repeated visits Was she his client
his friend or his mistress If the former she had probably
transferred the photograph to his keeping If the latter it was less
likely On the issue of this question depended whether I should
continue my work at Briony Lodge or turn my attention to the
gentlemans chambers in the Temple It was a delicate point and it
widened the field of my inquiry I fear that I bore you with these
details but I have to let you see my little difficulties if you are
to understand the situation
I am following you closely I answered
I was still balancing the matter in my mind when a hansom cab drove
up to Briony Lodge and a gentleman sprang out He was a remarkably
handsome man dark aquiline and moustachedevidently the man of
whom I had heard He appeared to be in a great hurry shouted to the
cabman to wait and brushed past the maid who opened the door with
the air of a man who was thoroughly at home
He was in the house about half an hour and I could catch glimpses
of him in the windows of the sittingroom pacing up and down
talking excitedly and waving his arms Of her I could see nothing
Presently he emerged looking even more flurried than before As he
stepped up to the cab he pulled a gold watch from his pocket and
looked at it earnestly Drive like the devil he shouted first to
Gross Hankeys in Regent Street and then to the Church of St
Monica in the Edgeware Road Half a guinea if you do it in twenty
minutes
Away they went and I was just wondering whether I should not do
well to follow them when up the lane came a neat little landau the
coachman with his coat only halfbuttoned and his tie under his ear
while all the tags of his harness were sticking out of the buckles
It hadnt pulled up before she shot out of the hall door and into it
I only caught a glimpse of her at the moment but she was a lovely
woman with a face that a man might die for
The Church of St Monica John she cried and half a sovereign
if you reach it in twenty minutes
This was quite too good to lose Watson I was just balancing
whether I should run for it or whether I should perch behind her
landau when a cab came through the street The driver looked twice at
such a shabby fare but I jumped in before he could object The
Church of St Monica said I and half a sovereign if you reach it
in twenty minutes It was twentyfive minutes to twelve and of
course it was clear enough what was in the wind
My cabby drove fast I dont think I ever drove faster but the
others were there before us The cab and the landau with their
steaming horses were in front of the door when I arrived I paid the
man and hurried into the church There was not a soul there save the
two whom I had followed and a surpliced clergyman who seemed to be
expostulating with them They were all three standing in a knot in
front of the altar I lounged up the side aisle like any other idler
who has dropped into a church Suddenly to my surprise the three at
the altar faced round to me and Godfrey Norton came running as hard
as he could towards me
Thank God he cried Youll do Come Come
What then I asked
Come man come only three minutes or it wont be legal
I was halfdragged up to the altar and before I knew where I was I
found myself mumbling responses which were whispered in my ear and
vouching for things of which I knew nothing and generally assisting
in the secure tying up of Irene Adler spinster to Godfrey Norton
bachelor It was all done in an instant and there was the gentleman
thanking me on the one side and the lady on the other while the
clergyman beamed on me in front It was the most preposterous
position in which I ever found myself in my life and it was the
thought of it that started me laughing just now It seems that there
had been some informality about their license that the clergyman
absolutely refused to marry them without a witness of some sort and
that my lucky appearance saved the bridegroom from having to sally
out into the streets in search of a best man The bride gave me a
sovereign and I mean to wear it on my watchchain in memory of the
occasion
This is a very unexpected turn of affairs said I and what then
Well I found my plans very seriously menaced It looked as if the
pair might take an immediate departure and so necessitate very
prompt and energetic measures on my part At the church door
however they separated he driving back to the Temple and she to
her own house I shall drive out in the park at five as usual she
said as she left him I heard no more They drove away in different
directions and I went off to make my own arrangements
Which are
Some cold beef and a glass of beer he answered ringing the bell
I have been too busy to think of food and I am likely to be busier
still this evening By the way Doctor I shall want your
cooperation
I shall be delighted
You dont mind breaking the law
Not in the least
Nor running a chance of arrest
Not in a good cause
Oh the cause is excellent
Then I am your man
I was sure that I might rely on you
But what is it you wish
When Mrs Turner has brought in the tray I will make it clear to
you Now he said as he turned hungrily on the simple fare that our
landlady had provided I must discuss it while I eat for I have not
much time It is nearly five now In two hours we must be on the
scene of action Miss Irene or Madame rather returns from her
drive at seven We must be at Briony Lodge to meet her
And what then
You must leave that to me I have already arranged what is to occur
There is only one point on which I must insist You must not
interfere come what may You understand
I am to be neutral
To do nothing whatever There will probably be some small
unpleasantness Do not join in it It will end in my being conveyed
into the house Four or five minutes afterwards the sittingroom
window will open You are to station yourself close to that open
window
Yes
You are to watch me for I will be visible to you
Yes
And when I raise my handsoyou will throw into the room what I
give you to throw and will at the same time raise the cry of fire
You quite follow me
Entirely
It is nothing very formidable he said taking a long cigarshaped
roll from his pocket It is an ordinary plumbers smokerocket
fitted with a cap at either end to make it selflighting Your task
is confined to that When you raise your cry of fire it will be
taken up by quite a number of people You may then walk to the end of
the street and I will rejoin you in ten minutes I hope that I have
made myself clear
I am to remain neutral to get near the window to watch you and at
the signal to throw in this object then to raise the cry of fire
and to wait you at the corner of the street
Precisely
Then you may entirely rely on me
That is excellent I think perhaps it is almost time that I
prepare for the new role I have to play
He disappeared into his bedroom and returned in a few minutes in the
character of an amiable and simpleminded Nonconformist clergyman
His broad black hat his baggy trousers his white tie his
sympathetic smile and general look of peering and benevolent
curiosity were such as Mr John Hare alone could have equalled It
was not merely that Holmes changed his costume His expression his
manner his very soul seemed to vary with every fresh part that he
assumed The stage lost a fine actor even as science lost an acute
reasoner when he became a specialist in crime
It was a quarter past six when we left Baker Street and it still
wanted ten minutes to the hour when we found ourselves in Serpentine
Avenue It was already dusk and the lamps were just being lighted as
we paced up and down in front of Briony Lodge waiting for the coming
of its occupant The house was just such as I had pictured it from
Sherlock Holmes succinct description but the locality appeared to
be less private than I expected On the contrary for a small street
in a quiet neighbourhood it was remarkably animated There was a
group of shabbily dressed men smoking and laughing in a corner a
scissorsgrinder with his wheel two guardsmen who were flirting with
a nursegirl and several welldressed young men who were lounging up
and down with cigars in their mouths
You see remarked Holmes as we paced to and fro in front of the
house this marriage rather simplifies matters The photograph
becomes a doubleedged weapon now The chances are that she would be
as averse to its being seen by Mr Godfrey Norton as our client is
to its coming to the eyes of his princess Now the question isWhere
are we to find the photograph
Where indeed
It is most unlikely that she carries it about with her It is
cabinet size Too large for easy concealment about a womans dress
She knows that the King is capable of having her waylaid and
searched Two attempts of the sort have already been made We may
take it then that she does not carry it about with her
Where then
Her banker or her lawyer There is that double possibility But I am
inclined to think neither Women are naturally secretive and they
like to do their own secreting Why should she hand it over to anyone
else She could trust her own guardianship but she could not tell
what indirect or political influence might be brought to bear upon a
business man Besides remember that she had resolved to use it
within a few days It must be where she can lay her hands upon it It
must be in her own house
But it has twice been burgled
Pshaw They did not know how to look
But how will you look
I will not look
What then
I will get her to show me
But she will refuse
She will not be able to But I hear the rumble of wheels It is her
carriage Now carry out my orders to the letter
As he spoke the gleam of the sidelights of a carriage came round the
curve of the avenue It was a smart little landau which rattled up to
the door of Briony Lodge As it pulled up one of the loafing men at
the corner dashed forward to open the door in the hope of earning a
copper but was elbowed away by another loafer who had rushed up
with the same intention A fierce quarrel broke out which was
increased by the two guardsmen who took sides with one of the
loungers and by the scissorsgrinder who was equally hot upon the
other side A blow was struck and in an instant the lady who had
stepped from her carriage was the centre of a little knot of flushed
and struggling men who struck savagely at each other with their
fists and sticks Holmes dashed into the crowd to protect the lady
but just as he reached her he gave a cry and dropped to the ground
with the blood running freely down his face At his fall the
guardsmen took to their heels in one direction and the loungers in
the other while a number of betterdressed people who had watched
the scuffle without taking part in it crowded in to help the lady
and to attend to the injured man Irene Adler as I will still call
her had hurried up the steps but she stood at the top with her
superb figure outlined against the lights of the hall looking back
into the street
Is the poor gentleman much hurt she asked
He is dead cried several voices
No no theres life in him shouted another But hell be gone
before you can get him to hospital
Hes a brave fellow said a woman They would have had the ladys
purse and watch if it hadnt been for him They were a gang and a
rough one too Ah hes breathing now
He cant lie in the street May we bring him in marm
Surely Bring him into the sittingroom There is a comfortable
sofa This way please
Slowly and solemnly he was borne into Briony Lodge and laid out in
the principal room while I still observed the proceedings from my
post by the window The lamps had been lit but the blinds had not
been drawn so that I could see Holmes as he lay upon the couch I do
not know whether he was seized with compunction at that moment for
the part he was playing but I know that I never felt more heartily
ashamed of myself in my life than when I saw the beautiful creature
against whom I was conspiring or the grace and kindliness with which
she waited upon the injured man And yet it would be the blackest
treachery to Holmes to draw back now from the part which he had
intrusted to me I hardened my heart and took the smokerocket from
under my ulster After all I thought we are not injuring her We
are but preventing her from injuring another
Holmes had sat up upon the couch and I saw him motion like a man who
is in need of air A maid rushed across and threw open the window At
the same instant I saw him raise his hand and at the signal I tossed
my rocket into the room with a cry of Fire The word was no sooner
out of my mouth than the whole crowd of spectators well dressed and
illgentlemen ostlers and servantmaidsjoined in a general
shriek of Fire Thick clouds of smoke curled through the room and
out at the open window I caught a glimpse of rushing figures and a
moment later the voice of Holmes from within assuring them that it
was a false alarm Slipping through the shouting crowd I made my way
to the corner of the street and in ten minutes was rejoiced to find
my friends arm in mine and to get away from the scene of uproar He
walked swiftly and in silence for some few minutes until we had
turned down one of the quiet streets which lead towards the Edgeware
Road
You did it very nicely Doctor he remarked Nothing could have
been better It is all right
You have the photograph
I know where it is
And how did you find out
She showed me as I told you she would
I am still in the dark
I do not wish to make a mystery said he laughing The matter was
perfectly simple You of course saw that everyone in the street was
an accomplice They were all engaged for the evening
I guessed as much
Then when the row broke out I had a little moist red paint in the
palm of my hand I rushed forward fell down clapped my hand to my
face and became a piteous spectacle It is an old trick
That also I could fathom
Then they carried me in She was bound to have me in What else
could she do And into her sittingroom which was the very room
which I suspected It lay between that and her bedroom and I was
determined to see which They laid me on a couch I motioned for air
they were compelled to open the window and you had your chance
How did that help you
It was allimportant When a woman thinks that her house is on fire
her instinct is at once to rush to the thing which she values most
It is a perfectly overpowering impulse and I have more than once
taken advantage of it In the case of the Darlington substitution
scandal it was of use to me and also in the Arnsworth Castle
business A married woman grabs at her baby an unmarried one reaches
for her jewelbox Now it was clear to me that our lady of today had
nothing in the house more precious to her than what we are in quest
of She would rush to secure it The alarm of fire was admirably
done The smoke and shouting were enough to shake nerves of steel
She responded beautifully The photograph is in a recess behind a
sliding panel just above the right bellpull She was there in an
instant and I caught a glimpse of it as she halfdrew it out When I
cried out that it was a false alarm she replaced it glanced at the
rocket rushed from the room and I have not seen her since I rose
and making my excuses escaped from the house I hesitated whether
to attempt to secure the photograph at once but the coachman had
come in and as he was watching me narrowly it seemed safer to wait
A little overprecipitance may ruin all
And now I asked
Our quest is practically finished I shall call with the King
tomorrow and with you if you care to come with us We will be
shown into the sittingroom to wait for the lady but it is probable
that when she comes she may find neither us nor the photograph It
might be a satisfaction to his Majesty to regain it with his own
hands
And when will you call
At eight in the morning She will not be up so that we shall have a
clear field Besides we must be prompt for this marriage may mean a
complete change in her life and habits I must wire to the King
without delay
We had reached Baker Street and had stopped at the door He was
searching his pockets for the key when someone passing said
Goodnight Mister Sherlock Holmes
There were several people on the pavement at the time but the
greeting appeared to come from a slim youth in an ulster who had
hurried by
Ive heard that voice before said Holmes staring down the dimly
lit street Now I wonder who the deuce that could have been