TRPG.arnoldc

IT'S SHOWTIME
DO IT NOW intro
DO IT NOW A1
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY cls
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
  TALK TO THE HAND ""
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY delay
  TALK TO THE HAND "Enter any integer to continue..."
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE tmp
    YOU SET US UP 0
  GET YOUR ASS TO MARS tmp
  DO IT NOW
  I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
  DO IT NOW cls
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY


LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY printOptions
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE northClear
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE southClear
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE westClear
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE eastClear
GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
  TALK TO THE HAND " 1. Look north | 2. Look south"
  TALK TO THE HAND " 3. Look west  | 4. Look east "
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result
    YOU SET US UP northClear
  GET TO THE CHOPPER result
    HERE IS MY INVITATION northClear
    KNOCK KNOCK southClear
  ENOUGH TALK
  BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result
    TALK TO THE HAND " 5. Move north | 6. Move south   "
  BULLSHIT
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE northClear
      TALK TO THE HAND " 5. Move north | -------------"
    BULLSHIT
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE southClear
        TALK TO THE HAND " ------------- | 6. Move south"
      BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND " ------------- | -------------"
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  GET TO THE CHOPPER result
    HERE IS MY INVITATION westClear
    KNOCK KNOCK eastClear
  ENOUGH TALK
  BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result
    TALK TO THE HAND " 7. Move west  | 8. Move east  "
  BULLSHIT
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE westClear
      TALK TO THE HAND " 7. Move west  | -------------"
    BULLSHIT
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE eastClear
        TALK TO THE HAND " ------------- | 8. Move east  "
      BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND " ------------- | -------------"
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE repeat
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
  STICK AROUND repeat
    TALK TO THE HAND "What would you like to do?"
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result
    DO IT NOW
    I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
    GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
      HERE IS MY INVITATION result
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 8
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE repeat
    BULLSHIT
      GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
        HERE IS MY INVITATION result
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 0
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE repeat
        GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
          HERE IS MY INVITATION result
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 4
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE repeat
          GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
            HERE IS MY INVITATION result
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 6
          ENOUGH TALK
          BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE repeat
            GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
              HERE IS MY INVITATION result
              LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 7
            ENOUGH TALK
            BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE repeat
              GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
                HERE IS MY INVITATION eastClear
                YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME @I LIED
              ENOUGH TALK
            BULLSHIT
              GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
                HERE IS MY INVITATION westClear
                YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME @I LIED
              ENOUGH TALK
            YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
          BULLSHIT
            GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
              HERE IS MY INVITATION result
              LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 5
            ENOUGH TALK
            BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE repeat
              GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
                HERE IS MY INVITATION southClear
                YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME @I LIED
              ENOUGH TALK
            BULLSHIT
              GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
                HERE IS MY INVITATION northClear
                YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME @I LIED
              ENOUGH TALK
            YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
          YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER repeat
          HERE IS MY INVITATION @NO PROBLEMO
        ENOUGH TALK
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  CHILL
  I'LL BE BACK result
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY



LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY intro
  DO IT NOW cls
  TALK TO THE HAND "You've been driving for a while now..."
  DO IT NOW delay
  TALK TO THE HAND "The road is long and empty ahead of you. And your car..."
  DO IT NOW delay
  TALK TO THE HAND "Your car hasn't been sounding very healthy. You"
  TALK TO THE HAND "would've stopped to check it out, but... it's probably"
  TALK TO THE HAND "nothing anyway."
  DO IT NOW delay
  TALK TO THE HAND "To make matters worse, it's on the verge of running out"
  TALK TO THE HAND "of gas and your smart phone died a couple of minutes"
  TALK TO THE HAND "ago from using the navigation app... That's what you"
  TALK TO THE HAND "get for forgetting your car charger."
  DO IT NOW delay
  TALK TO THE HAND "*sput* *sput* *sputter*"
  TALK TO THE HAND "You start to pull the car over to the shoulder to avoid"
  TALK TO THE HAND "blocking the road... which would only matter if there"
  TALK TO THE HAND "was anyone around."
  DO IT NOW delay
  TALK TO THE HAND "You try coasting as far as you can, but the car finally"
  TALK TO THE HAND "crawls to a stop. Luckily, there's a small town up"
  TALK TO THE HAND "ahead. Looks like you'll have to go there and ask for"
  TALK TO THE HAND "help."
  DO IT NOW delay
  TALK TO THE HAND "Hope was high for some help, but arriving at the edge"
  TALK TO THE HAND "of town reveals that no one is outside. The houses look"
  TALK TO THE HAND "well kept and the streets are clean... what's going on?"
  DO IT NOW delay
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY


LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY A1
  DO IT NOW printA1
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE tmp
    YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE selection
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
  STICK AROUND selection
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS selection
      DO IT NOW printOptions @NO PROBLEMO @I LIED @I LIED @I LIED
    GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
      HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 4
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 5
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        DO IT NOW B1
        GET TO THE CHOPPER selection
          HERE IS MY INVITATION @I LIED
        ENOUGH TALK
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    BULLSHIT
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 2
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 3
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Your car is off in the distance. No point in heading"
          TALK TO THE HAND "south that way."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Just more road, and you don't really want to walk"
          TALK TO THE HAND "any further than you have to."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 1
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "An endless forest."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "The entrance to the town."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  CHILL
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY printA1
  DO IT NOW cls
  TALK TO THE HAND "You're standing at the entrance to the town."
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY



LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY B0
  DO IT NOW printB0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE tmp
    YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE selection
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
  STICK AROUND selection
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS selection
      DO IT NOW printOptions @I LIED @I LIED @NO PROBLEMO @I LIED
    GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
      HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 4
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 6
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 7
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW B1
          GET TO THE CHOPPER selection
            HERE IS MY INVITATION @I LIED
          ENOUGH TALK
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 5
        ENOUGH TALK
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    BULLSHIT
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 2
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 3
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "A basic kitchen."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "The entry way from which you came in."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 1
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "A room with several comfortable chairs."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "A large table with many chairs surrounding it. Probably"
          TALK TO THE HAND " a dining table."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  CHILL
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY printB0
  DO IT NOW cls
  TALK TO THE HAND "You enter a quaint home."
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY



LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY B1
  DO IT NOW printB1
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE tmp
    YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE selection
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
  STICK AROUND selection
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS selection
      DO IT NOW printOptions @NO PROBLEMO @NO PROBLEMO @I LIED @NO PROBLEMO
    GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
      HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 4
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 6
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 7
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW B0
          GET TO THE CHOPPER selection
            HERE IS MY INVITATION @I LIED
          ENOUGH TALK
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 5
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW A1
          GET TO THE CHOPPER selection
            HERE IS MY INVITATION @I LIED
          ENOUGH TALK
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW C1
          GET TO THE CHOPPER selection
            HERE IS MY INVITATION @I LIED
          ENOUGH TALK
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    BULLSHIT
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 2
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 3
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "A well-kept house."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "The side of a house. It has vines all over it."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 1
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "The road you came from to look for help."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "A clean, but eerily lifeless street. There are"
          TALK TO THE HAND "a few buildings further down the street."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  CHILL
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY printB1
  DO IT NOW cls
  TALK TO THE HAND "Your first steps into town echo back, as if calling you further"
  TALK TO THE HAND "into the town."
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY



LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY C1
  DO IT NOW printC1
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE tmp
    YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE selection
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
  STICK AROUND selection
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS selection
      DO IT NOW printOptions @NO PROBLEMO @NO PROBLEMO @NO PROBLEMO @I LIED
    GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
      HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 4
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 6
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 7
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        BULLSHIT
          TALK TO THE HAND "Move west"
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 5
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NO B1
        BULLSHIT
          TALK TO THE HAND "Move north"
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    BULLSHIT
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 2
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 3
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Look east."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Look west."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 1
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Look south."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Look north."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  CHILL
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY printC1
  DO IT NOW cls
  TALK TO THE HAND "You're now standing at a T-section."
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY



LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY AreaTemplate
  DO IT NOW printAreaTemplate
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE tmp
    YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE selection
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
  STICK AROUND selection
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS selection
      DO IT NOW printOptions @NO PROBLEMO @I LIED @I LIED @NO PROBLEMO
    GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
      HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 4
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 6
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 7
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          TALK TO THE HAND "Move east"
        BULLSHIT
          TALK TO THE HAND "Move west"
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 5
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          TALK TO THE HAND "Move south"
        BULLSHIT
          TALK TO THE HAND "Move north"
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    BULLSHIT
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 2
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 3
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Look east."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Look west."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      BULLSHIT
        GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
          HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
          LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 1
        ENOUGH TALK
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Look south."
        BULLSHIT
          DO IT NOW cls
          TALK TO THE HAND "Look north."
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  CHILL
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY


LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY printAreaTemplate
  DO IT NOW cls
  TALK TO THE HAND "Add the story part here."
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY commentedParseSelection
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE selection
GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE tmp
    YOU SET US UP 0
  GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
    HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
    LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 4
  ENOUGH TALK
  BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
    GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
      HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 6
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 7
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        TALK TO THE HAND "result=8"
      BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "result=7"
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    BULLSHIT
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 5
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        TALK TO THE HAND "result=6"
      BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "result=5"
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  BULLSHIT
    GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
      HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 2
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 3
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        TALK TO THE HAND "result=4"
      BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "result=3"
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    BULLSHIT
      GET TO THE CHOPPER tmp
        HERE IS MY INVITATION selection
        LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 1
      ENOUGH TALK
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE tmp
        TALK TO THE HAND "result=2"
      BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "result=1"
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY