diff --git a/jokes.md b/jokes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a03bc744ec --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes.md @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +# Funny Jokes + +## Programming Jokes + +1. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! + +2. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings. + +3. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem. + +4. A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" + +5. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. + +6. Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache. + +7. What's a programmer's favorite hangout spot? The Foo Bar. + +8. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs and no debugging tool. + +9. What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic. + +10. Why was the function sad after a party? It didn't get called.