Here are a few example combinations for each of the four insult types:
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Baroque
- dissembling dread-bolted strumpet
- mammering fool-born fustilarian
- mangled flap-mouthed coxcomb
- gleeking swag-bellied apple-john
- cockered tickle-brained giglet
- mewling bat-fowling death-token
- warped spur-galled gudgeon
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Modern
- smarmy contrarian dick
- stinky toilet-breathed ass-captain
- cheese-toothed common pig
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Hook ( as in, the movie 'Hook' )
- pimple-farmin' lying, crying, spying, prying finger bandage
- boil-dripping scab-picked bubble-butt
- fart-sniffing camel-cake week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side
- two-toned cheesy lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude
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Python (Legendary British comedy super-group, not the language)
- empty-headed hypocritical hamster
- vacuous whining chemist
- loathsome coffee-nosed pervert
- silly hypocritical Freemason
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Install and activate
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Place the [insult] shortcode anywhere you'd like an insult to appear
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You can use the following shortcode attributes:
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dirty:
[insult dirty="yes"]or[insult dirty="no"]. If yes, it will prepend the word "fucking" to the insult. -
type:
[insult type="baroque"]or[insult type="hook"]or[insult type="modern"]or[insult type="python"]. This will use different arrays of insult combinations, depending on the one you select. Defaults to baroque insults, naturally.