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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Lasagna</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css">
</head>
<h1>Lasagna</h1>
<img src="lasagna.jpg" alt="Image of the finished lasagna dish (not real)">
<h2>Description</h2>
<p>This is not my recipe for my favorite dish, lasagna.</p>
<h2>Ingredients</h2>
<ul>
<li>12 sheets of “Gourmet-Approved” lasagna noodles (or, you know, regular cardboard works too)</li>
<li>3 cups of Vegan Unicorn Cheese (from the mystical land of Lactose-Free-istan)</li>
<li>2 lbs of Ground Beef (or T-Rex meat if you're feeling fancy)</li>
<li>1 jar of Grandma’s Secret Tomato Sauce (or whatever’s in that jar at the back of the fridge)</li>
<li>1 whole Imaginary Eggplant (picked fresh from the garden of your mind)</li>
<li>2 cups of “Not So Fresh” Spinach (don’t worry, it adds flavor... probably)</li>
<li>5 cloves of Garlic of Eternal Life (ensures immortality or at least repels vampires)</li>
<li>A dash of Dragon Tears (or a splash of tap water... your choice)</li>
<li>1 cup of Grated Optimism (optional, but recommended)</li>
<li>1 Mystical Baking Pan (seriously, don't try this without one)</li>
</ul>
<h2>Steps</h2>
<ol>
<li>Preheat your oven to “Hope It’s the Right Temperature” degrees. (No one really knows what 375°F feels like.)</li>
<li>Boil the lasagna noodles until they achieve “Floppy Yet Not Too Sad” texture. (Drain them, then contemplate life
while
they cool.)</li>
<li>In a cauldron, combine the ground beef (or dinosaur meat) with Garlic of Eternal Life until your kitchen smells
like it
could banish spirits.</li>
<li>Layer the noodles in the Mystical Baking Pan like you're building the world’s most unsteady Jenga tower.</li>
<li>Spread a healthy layer of Grandma’s Secret Tomato Sauce (even though we all know it’s just from a jar) over the
noodles.
Pretend you made it from scratch.</li>
<li>Add a sprinkling of Grated Optimism to the sauce layer, because at this point, we all need a little positivity.
</li>
<li>Carefully arrange the Vegan Unicorn Cheese as if it holds the secrets of the universe.</li>
<li>Toss in the Imaginary Eggplant for good measure. You won't see it, but trust me, it's in there.</li>
<li>Repeat layers until your Mystical Baking Pan starts to look like an ancient artifact of cheesy goodness.</li>
<li>Cover the lasagna with a generous layer of Dragon Tears (or aluminum foil if your dragons are on strike).</li>
<li>Bake for 40 minutes, or until your kitchen fills with the scent of Questionable Decisions.</li>
<li>Let the lasagna cool for 10 minutes, unless you enjoy the thrill of molten cheese burns.</li>
<li>Serve immediately and enjoy the Weirdest Lasagna Ever, with a side of disbelief and confusion!</li>
</ol>
<p><strong>Enjoy!</strong></p>
<p><em>I am obligated to say that the ingredients, steps, and image were generated by ChatGPT.</em></p>