jokes.py

jokes = [
        "I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.",
        "I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.",
        'A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.',
        "What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.",
        'One day there was a potato.',
        'Hey! I invented a new word: plagiarism.',
        "Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them",
        "Why don't scientists trust atoms? They just make up everything.",
        "Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out!",
        "Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw!",
        "What did one plate say to his friend? Tonight, dinner's on me!",
        "It's cleaning day so naturally, I've already polished off a whole chocolate bar.",
        ]