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BOOTING... Welcome, agent. You're accessing the Nec0ti Nexus, a digital vault containing the logs of a curious high school coder traversing dimensions of logic, bugs, and energy drinks.
- 🧠 AI explorer with a taste for eerie silence and loud compilers
- 🕹️ Unity sorcerer by night, React adventurer by dawn
- 🎮 Builder of worlds, breaker of loops
- 📚 Training in the lands of Türkiye – destined for the global code arena
- ☕ Functions on coffee, cursed terminal outputs & heavy metal playlists
ENTRY LOG: 003 Description: Social cohesion algorithm disguised as a bill-splitting app. Status: Operational. Minimal casualties. Note: "Split bills. Not friendships."
🧠 Tech | 🛠️ Description |
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Agile logic shard | |
Reality distortion engine | |
UI spell framework | |
AI familiars trainer | |
Timeline control artifact |
📁 [LOG ENTRY 404 – Dev Joke Database]
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it said: 'No problem. I’ll crash!'" 😵💫
Bonus: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#.