The Rodney clone (ish) for em.slashem.me.  Largely a work in progress, but it does the job for now.

TODO:

Write this in an actually good language using a framework; don't write a steaming pile of shit that uses threads for no apparent reason save that I'm a terrible programmer and this sentence is really long I love when I end up in situations like this I can just keep saying shit and popcorn tastes good.