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Please put a star on this. I was on the plane and when I saw this I had to start furiously gaping at the aesthetics. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this repository. Now there is a whole plane of people cloning together. When the cabin crew came they saw my gorgeous neovim and started configuring as well. It was so good it ignited their love for coding again so they stoped steering the plane and started developing a neovim plugin for piloting a plane in lua. The plane crashed but the plugin sparked a lot of attention. It got 3.4k stars on the hub so microsoft decided to take it over. Then they rewrote the entire plugin in a single block of unsafe rust over night. Unfortunately it was subject to supply chain attacks where evil l33t h4xx0r5 tried to delete everything, but fortunately because everybody on earth have adopted my dotfiles even in non-interactive shells the rm command got aliased so everybody was safe. But then the rm alias started breaking everything and god started preparing another noah's ark but they (god is gender neutral) saw my configuration with its awesome custom fzf functions and decided to let it slide and recovered everything. Then god told everybody to adopt my configuration or suffer eternally in the pits of hell and toby fox found the light theme and modern lualine + noice setup very soothing so his development speed of deltarune raised tenfold and he released deltarune tommorw. he says he plans to keep a releasing schedule of one chapter a day so "deltarune forever" will be true forever. But a lot of stinky basement dweller coders were mad that they were forced to adopt my dotfiles and all their dotfiles which took years to make and are highly influential got wiped out by a divine wind so they tried to assassinate me but i hired ninja bodyguards and they used blades that looks like ghostty shaders to slice them in half. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just stared this repository.

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