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__pycache__
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import math
import random
import time

insultingAdjectives = [
"sweaty",
"big",
"fat",
"dumb",
"stupid",
"goddamn",
"moist",
"mega-",
"turbo-",
"hyper-",
"idiotic",
"worthless",
"flesh-covered",
"uptight",
"poop flinging",
"diseased",
"hairy",
"miserable",
"lonely",
"sad",
"brain-damaged",
"stupendous",
"terminally-online",
"millennial",
"broke-ass",
"braindead",
"fetal alcohol",
"underdeveloped",
"talentless",
"ignorant",
"son-of-a-",
"store-brand",
"irrelevant",
"giant",
"deformed",
"wannabe",
"obsolete",
"old",
"infantile",
"unfunny",
"greasy",
"degenerate",
"lazy",
"slovenly",
"buck-toothed",
"pathetic",
"reptilian",
"absolute",
"feeble-minded",
"effeminate",
"lumpy",
"low-IQ",
"sticky",
"cringey",
"stinky",
"phallic",
"second-class",
"corporate",
"anime-watching",
"wrinkly",
"fugly",
"disposable",
"v-tuber simping",
"desperate",
"sleazy",
"lowly",
]

adjectivesThatTurnNounsIntoAdjectives = [
"-obsessed",
"-infested",
"-ass",
"-like",
"-esque",
"-face",
"-bag",
"-sack",
"-shaped",
"-head",
"-smelling",
"-covered",
"-filled",
"-looking-ass",
"less",
"-tuber",
]

insultingNouns = [
"egg",
"glue",
"fart",
"diarrhea",
"hair",
"poop",
"doo-doo",
"mother",
"daddy",
"granny",
"pizza",
"baby",
"sewer",
"keeb",
"crotch",
"frog",
"bong",
"3D-printer",
"puppy",
"Funko Pop",
"diaper",
"moustache",
"octopus",
"kitten",
"banana",
"Quagsire",
"pony",
"garbage",
"finger",
"watermelon",
"Bionicle",
"RGB-LED",
"robot",
"sausage",
"uncle",
"goop",
"hobo",
"cigar",
"vape",
"cat",
"spoon",
"nugget",
"taint",
"beer",
"hamster",
]

nouns_for_you = [
"meat sack",
"millennial",
"loser",
"peasant",
"oxygen thief",
"waste of space",
"dork",
"nerd",
"dweeb",
"ignoramus",
"knucklehead",
"moron",
"hack",
"psychopath",
"mama's boy",
"virgin",
"disappointment",
"wimp",
"so-and-so",
"degenerate",
"charlatan",
"hack",
"drain on society",
"parasite",
"stain",
"weeaboo",
"creep",
"redneck",
"phony",
"future divorcee",
"sellout",
"noob",
]

versatile_nouns = [
"worm",
"douche",
"monkey",
"orangutan",
"wildebeest",
"boomer",
"dog",
"bitch",
"turd",
"booger",
"goblin",
"ass",
"penis",
"hoo-ha",
"sphinchter",
"rodent",
"reptile",
"dipstick",
"neanderthal",
"wiener",
"dingus",
"scum",
"snake",
"weasel",
"donkey",
"bum",
"butt",
"pimple",
"pustule",
"boob",
"amogus",
"corncob",
"nut",
"nozzle",
"redacted",
"donut",
]

insultingVerbs = [
"suck",
"lick",
"kick",
"punch",
"cuddl",
"slapp",
"fapp",
"tugg",
"blast",
"snort",
"defil",
"snuggl",
"hump",
"eat",
"lov",
"sniff",
"touch",
"look",
"slurp",
"ogl",
"fondl",
"huff",
"chew",
"spew",
"punt",
"tast",
"grabb",
"strok",
"pucker",
"smooch",
"disappoint",
"hat",
"hoard",
"guzzl",
"pinch",
]

from main_insults import *
from shakespearean_insults import *

def pick_candidate(words, exclusions):
if random.random() < 0.02:
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return output


def shake_me():
return random.choice(shakey_one) + " " + random.choice(shakey_two) + " " + random.choice(shakey_three)


if __name__ == '__main__':
last_insult = ''

while True:
last_insult = hit_me(3, exclusions=last_insult, odds_of_adding_another_word=0.75)
# last_insult = shake_me()
print(last_insult)
time.sleep(0.5)
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