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# Funny Jokes

## Programming Jokes

1. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!

2. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.

3. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

4. A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

5. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.

6. Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.

7. What's a programmer's favorite hangout spot? The Foo Bar.

8. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs and no debugging tool.

9. What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.

10. Why was the function sad after a party? It didn't get called.