kishtonite.com

pronunciation: /kɪʃ/tʌ/naɪt/ or /KISH/TUH/NYT/

definition

1. things that make our SA Team Lead a less than happy camper.

usage

1. cold egg salad sandwiches are an absolute Kishtonite.
2. wow, that Kishtonite list is growing by the day!

synonyms

1. peeves
2. bugaboos
3. disgusts
4. repellents

List

• Cold sandwiches
• Pickles
• Bologna
• Eggs (especially on burgers) -- because of a childhood dream
• Restaurants that "you have to be good at", such as Mongolian BBQ
• Newly opened restaurants
• Pretentious pancakes
• VW
• Hawaiian pizza
• Apple (Company)
• Friendly CNAME entries
• Shared home over NFS
• Low-lit work areas
• NTP on VMs
• Thornton Place
• Game of Thrones
• DaVita drivers
• Beets
• Cauliflower
• Broccoli
• Corned beef
• SXSW
• Bear claws
• Pearl Jam
• Freshcraft bar
• HipChat
• Trend IMSS
• Joe Nacchio
• Ubuntu
• Complainy Hulu customers
• Places called "Fish Tacos"
• Going south of Alameda
• Stone Temple Pilots

Quotes

• Wait a tic
• Al, I'll miss you the most
• I have the sys admin physique
• Everything's coming up Milhouse
• It's not "slash user", it's "slash U, S, R"
• Subarus are so hot
• Davita drivers are asshats!
• Get off my lawn!
• Let's go back. First, there were the dinosaurs
• I hate java
• Douche nozzle
• Dude, stop cutting into our ESOP
• Go f*ck yourself!
• Um no, no, go f*ck yourself, and no!
• The "Triple 7 sigh" -- A deep, audible sigh anytime a dev resorted to chmod 777 ...